There once was a little boy. His parents always are arguing
calling each other bitchs and basterds. One day, the little
asks what this meens. The parents answer, "well, it means, uh,
ladies and gentlemen". So, the little boy goes upstairs
walks in on his grandparents having sex. He hears," give me your
boobs and give me your balls", from his grandparents.
them, "what does that mean?", "uh, hats and coats", they
answered. So, the little boy makes his way down the
hears his mum mutter "fuck!". He walks in to the kitchen to find
her cutting the turkey. He asks, " what
does that mean?". His
mom answers,"um, well, preparing the turkey". So, he goes
upstairs and hears his dad scream shit!!.
So, he asks his dad
what that means. He anwers,"well, it's shaving cream".
"DING DONG", the
little boy runs downstairs to greet the
guests for thanksgiving dinner. He anwers the door," Hello
bitches and basterds,
give me your boobs and balls". The guests
are very offended and ask him where his parents are. "My moms in
fucking the turkey, and my dad is upstairs putting
shit on his face", he answers.