There once was a little boy. His parents always are arguing calling each other bitchs and basterds. One day, the little
boy asks what this meens. The parents answer, "well, it means, uh, ladies and gentlemen". So, the little boy goes upstairs
and walks in on his grandparents having sex. He hears," give me your boobs and give me your balls", from his grandparents.
He asks them, "what does that mean?", "uh, hats and coats", they answered. So, the little boy makes his way down the
stairs and hears his mum mutter "fuck!". He walks in to the kitchen to find her cutting the turkey. He asks, " what
does that mean?". His mom answers,"um, well, preparing the turkey". So, he goes upstairs and hears his dad scream shit!!.
So, he asks his dad what that means. He anwers,"well, it's shaving cream". "DING DONG", the
little boy runs downstairs to greet the guests for thanksgiving dinner. He anwers the door," Hello bitches and basterds,
give me your boobs and balls". The guests are very offended and ask him where his parents are. "My moms in the kitchen
fucking the turkey, and my dad is upstairs putting shit on his face", he answers.
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